Viking Puns

A list of puns related to "Viking"

How do Vikings talk to each other?

Using Norse code

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👤︎ u/CrispyChickenTendie

📅︎ May 23

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What do you call a vegetarian viking?

Norvegan

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👤︎ u/Randdom_user

📅︎ Apr 21

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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder

📅︎ Apr 07

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How did the Vikings communicate?

Norse code.

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👤︎ u/headbanginggentleman

📅︎ Apr 30

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A famous viking of the red clan came home one day and told his wife it's gonna rain tomorrow. She asked him how he knows. He told her:

Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!

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👤︎ u/psayayayduck

📅︎ Apr 05

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So I asked my Viking friend to write something nice in my autograph book.

But all he could do was rune it.

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👤︎ u/shagminer

📅︎ Apr 07

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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By using Norse code

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👤︎ u/pandacoat

📅︎ Feb 19

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Vegetarian Viking

Does this belong here? Found in Youtube comments.

https://preview.redd.it/i31aosvjqlf41.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ea62e03ae60f061e3968e1f815fefe301e881bd

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👤︎ u/JustANormieGeek

📅︎ Feb 08

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Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?

Its so they can scan-de-navien

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👤︎ u/InnTheAbyss

📅︎ Feb 24

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One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "how do you know?"

"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

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👤︎ u/TripHasard

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.

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👤︎ u/iGandhi510

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes

There’s a disturbance in the Norse

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👤︎ u/_solidwarp_

📅︎ Jan 03

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When I tell my wife about a mean viking who likes water:

Rude Alf the Red knows rain, dear.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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Did you know Vikings had a secrete language?

They called it Norse code

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👤︎ u/Poptarzan

📅︎ Nov 29 2019

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The Viking Tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.

It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.

"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/Birdman27

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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What do you call a Viking prostitute?

A Leif blower.

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👤︎ u/VolsOrNothing

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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Vikings

Are the sixth generation of royalty

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👤︎ u/Stonefly_C

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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Who succeeded the Vikings?

The Z-kings

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👤︎ u/stor_e_teller

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Did you hear about the viking Rudolph the Red?

He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/l3ahamut

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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Where did the vikings dogs go after their death ?

Ballhala.

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👤︎ u/dermlvl

📅︎ Mar 06 2019

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What do you call a viking graphic designer?

Rasterix

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👤︎ u/MrLazyTiger

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages?

Norse code

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👤︎ u/Spooky-Bird

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

They used norse code.

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👤︎ u/ThatNewDeadBodySmell

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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How did Viking sailors communicate?

Using Norse Code

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👤︎ u/JKent2017

📅︎ Nov 05 2017

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Why couldn't the viking clan replace the boat they lost?

They couldn't affjord it.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash

📅︎ Feb 18 2019

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How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?

They have Valhallet parking

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👤︎ u/cybot2001

📅︎ Feb 18 2019

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When your lowkey a viking god.

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👤︎ u/GarTheFish

📅︎ Aug 30 2018

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How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?

They use a Sven Diagram.

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👤︎ u/Targetsb

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Looking out his window, a viking named Rudolph the Red declared, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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👤︎ u/BassWizard420

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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Was Henry VI a ViKing?

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👤︎ u/donaloflynn

📅︎ Jan 13 2018

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When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?

Norse America

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👤︎ u/Zarxrax

📅︎ May 23 2018

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My son asked how Viking sailors communicated

I told him "its simple, they used Norse Code"

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👤︎ u/JKent2017

📅︎ Nov 05 2017

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What does a viking that is trying to be optimistic say?

Could be norse.

(I just thought of this, i genuinely hope it's not a repost.)

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👤︎ u/Dggz

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...

They'd just rune them.

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👤︎ u/ottodidakt

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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What did the viking say to his employer?

I need a raze!!!

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👤︎ u/blackcat74

📅︎ May 21 2017

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Did you hear about the viking that haggled all day and night to get the best price for his ship?

It was quite an oar-deal...

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👤︎ u/cranium

📅︎ May 15 2016

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Where do vikings go to get their hair cut?

At the Barber-ian.

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👤︎ u/psychostudent

📅︎ Sep 23 2015

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Famous Viking explorer returns home..

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

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👤︎ u/Tom_Swiftie

📅︎ Mar 04 2012

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Travis Fimmel Viking/Dadjoker

Travis Fimmel star of the serie Vikings made a dadjoke at his AMA yesterday.

Link to the joke

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👤︎ u/JTabk

📅︎ Feb 19 2015

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Was watching the TV show Vikings

Context (may be spoilers) they were about to chop off someone's arm.

"Are you sure you want to go ahead?"

"Not my head, just my arm"

I didn't know they had dad jokes in 795 AD...

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👤︎ u/theevilnerd42

📅︎ Mar 21 2015

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Going to a fancy-dress party as a Viking...

"There's Norway you're going out like that!"

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👤︎ u/NorwichTheCiabatta

📅︎ Feb 21 2014

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How do Vikings send messages ?

With Norse Code!

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👤︎ u/frugatti_cuse

📅︎ Mar 01

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